Arrgh when I was a young lad, my father said to me,
Arrgh lend an ear and learn some pirate history!
Once there was a pirate who ruled the seven seas,
he was your great great great grandpappy, Quint Scurvy!
He told me tall tales of his ill-begotten gain.
But the greatest treasure of them all still haunts me to this day!
I'll make you swab the deck and then I'll throw you in the brig.
I swear I'll make you walk the plank to right the wrong you did.
The day you mess with scurvy, ya wish ya never born!
When the coconut is mine, then you'll feel the pirate's scorn!
He hid it in an idol where it stayed fer many years
but the eye of Inka